How to preach the bible to awon feminist isonu.
At the heart of the conversation about the past is the discovery of a "slave bible" that excludes certain bible verses and narratives that could encourage slave revolt and amplify verses that make them subservient to abuse. Controlling the mind and narrative, selective use of truth is a significant tool to keep people, nations, and races under subjugation.
As the Vice President of a thriving ministry, MMBMI, I thought to share some ideas with men who want to control women and subjugate them and women who wish to support this agenda. Please sit down in a cool place and get a drink to read this. This is supposed to be a secret strategy, but since I don't have your WhatsApp numbers, I have to make it public. “Excuse me, sir/ma, Olorun oki sade dede ran mi se, ekan to ba ran me legit ni.” (in comedian remote voice). These are the messages to preach to feminists and potential ones.
Tell them Eve is the first woman even though there are pointers that she might not be the first. You need to tell them Eve is the first so that you can continue to blame them for the world's problems. We would not be here if they had not had a conversation with the serpent and given the man an apple to eat.
Don't tell them that God's pronouncement to Eve after the fall was not all evil, but it was loaded with the promise of rescue. Don't tell them that Eve set the tone for the possibility of redemption that came through christ. If you tell them otherwise, they should not read Sarah Jakes Roberts's book Woman Evolve.
Tell them to look to Sarah, their mother, who calls her husband Lord, not sweetheart, sugar; endearing names are not for Christian women. Tell them that Sarah submitted to her husband, and she never ordered him to put out his baby mama, which he obeyed. Men are not supposed to listen to their wives. Tell them Abraham told Sarah, “I am the head of this household; call me Lord”.
Don't tell them about the daughters of Zelophehad, who felt cheated by religion, social, cultural, and spiritual order that resisted them from owing their father's inheritance, given that he has no sons. These women who challenged a man of God who saw God's behind (past) and wrote the Ten Commandments and the Pentateuch are not role models. So, Pastors ensure you don't talk about the five sisters( Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah). These women refused to follow established cultural and spiritual rules of marriage. These five bitter, angry feminists pushed Moses to talk to God, and God said these women were right. Moses let them "marry who they think best." Numbers 36:6(KJV) 6 This is what the LORD doth command concerning the daughters of Zelophehad, saying, Let them marry to whom they think best; only to the family of the tribe of their father shall they match.
Tell them they should never challenge male or spiritual authority as they can see what happened to Mariam. She became leprous. Remind them that someone said that my sister-mum and I were involved in an accident, but sadly, she died because of reasons I should not type here. Obey spiritual and male authority even if it costs you your life. Remember, obedience is better than sacrifice.
Don't tell them that Israel has a female judge named Deborah who Judge Israel at a time. Deborah cannot be a judge because she is supposed to be in the kitchen and other rooms. Don't tell them she led a war alongside a supposed Alpha male. Women are not supposed to be in the military.
Don't tell them that women support each other. That women across ages and stages partnered together. Don't tell them about the relationship between Ruth and Naomi, Elizabeth and Mary, Zeholophad's daughters, or the women at the tomb on resurrection morning; tell them that every woman hates another woman and that women are the worse enemies of themselves. Create disharmony between them.
Don't tell them they can work from home if they choose to, more so if it is sustainable. Jael was a housewife who was instrumental in the death of the leader of the army of Israel's arch-enemy at the time, Sisera. Tell them they should be like the Proverb 31 woman, the multifaceted one, and work many jobs. Theologians question if that is one woman or a multiplicity of things one woman can be. I told some women at a Women's conference that Proverb 31 woman as listed does not exist. I told them that Proverb 31 was a menu from which you can take what fits you and your circumstances. It is not a manual for one woman. I did not expect them to invite me back to speak, but they did, but I could not attend due to competing demands.
Don't let them know that Mary, the mother of Jesus in today's terms, gave birth to Jesus out of wedlock. Don't tell them sometimes life happens; a mother buries their child when the reverse should be the case. Blame them if they are praying mothers and women who pray instead of slaying them all over Instagram; they will not suffer loss. Don't tell them Mary buried her own son. Don't tell them that sometimes life happens; we may not know why. Blame them for all the tragedy in their life.
Don't tell them that Abigail married a king after her husband died due to his foolishness; why must a widow marry? She should be in church praying for lost souls. She can't have pleasure or enjoy her life because how will she prove she did not kill her husband? Instead, tell them about Ruth, who refuses Mary and mentors her daughter-in-law to marry another family member.
Don't tell them that women funded Jesus's ministry because of how do they got their money. Maybe they are oloshos or urgent 2k. How can a woman have the cash to fund Jesus' ministry? I mean, Jesus, the son of God, women are not holy.
Don't tell them Vashti was a woman who refused to be sexualized, objectified, and commodified for the male gaze and pleasure of her husband and his audience after they were drunk. Don't tell them that she chose her honor above the throne and position of the First Lady, something that Esther was willing to lose to gain access to the throne and power. Don't tell them that Esther attended a beauty pageant where she was going to sleep with the king. If the king thinks her “engine” did not get him to the cloud, she will be one of his concubines in the harem.
If you have been a stubborn feminist, I mean bitter, angry women who shatter the glass ceiling even if you hurt when doing it. If you are a woman who has chosen your safety, security, and sanity above, being a Mrs, girlfriend, partner, baby mama, and all the roles women are assigned. If you are a woman who embraces her voice, choice, space, and position damning all the restrictions that attempt to slow you down!
You need to repent!
As the vice president of a thriving ministry that seldom meddles in this thing, I want to pray with you. You need to be born again! Suppose you like to give your life to patriarchy, misogyny, male chauvinism, toxic masculinity, societal pressure, and stereotypical come forward. In that case, I want to pray for you.
Can the men and women who do the bindings outlined above clap for this repentant feminist isonu coming to give their life to patriarchy and every institution that dehumanizes them?
They are coming! Can you see them? Please keep clapping! The feminist coven is losing its members; patriarchy is winning! Clap some more people!
Feminist coven repeats this prayer of a sinner after me(.....khgf)
Now you are saved! Don't join them again!
Church gives them a round of applause! These women are saved! Amen? Can the church say Amen?
Please, send your tithe and offering to the appropriate quarters! Patriarchy is Lord!
NB: The latter part of the post is slightly written to mirror the Pentecostal mode of an altar call.
PS: I hope someone will take up the task of saying what their faith leanings don't tell women!
Posted on Facebook: July 3, 2022.
